A rat..the only good thing about finding a big fat rat on my door is that it was a dead big fat rat...dead is the only acceptable form for dirty rodent...after several pokes and prods I officially declared it totally dead before my DIY medical examination it was just playing dead.
A normal sane person would just assume the walking flea rug collapsed from heat exposure but am not sane nor normal...am driving straight to crazy town and declaring myself mayor were am issuing war on the cat mafia...yes the mother fucking cat mafia the only ones capable off this heinous crime...I'm onto you feline mobsters I'm onto you.
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